Funny Quotes Sayings

:) If women could lose their weight by rolling eyes then they don’t need to adopt any kind of dieting.

:) You are called parent if you give birth to one child and called referee if you have two.

:) Why are you looking so disheart, don’t take tension, many people in the world don’t have mind.

:) The more expensive thing in the world is my girlfriend.

:) I have great understanding with my wife, she always accepts when i say i am wrong.

:) Universal truth is that wife is always right and husband not.

:) If you want to buy love then first try a girlfriend.

:) How much a husband become efficient but he has to bow before same boss every evening.

:) If you are looking for a funny thing, believe me , you cant get it here. hahahah

:) It is said that ladies are always first but i say pretty ladies sooner than just ladies.